theanti90smovement:

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit


centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol


drunkpeeta:

healthy-from-the-inside-out:

drunkpeeta:

it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??

you mean like image
a hairdryer?

can we agree to never talk about this again


jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

how to use a ouija board

  • don’t

for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on any of us”. like who the fuck is justin. why should you care. you do not care. you are trying to peacefully spend your afterlife as best you can. fuck that board. fuck those kids. fuck justin


coochielatte:

how you failing english but can write a whole ass essay dragging someone on here



whatsacanada:

they should’ve made this the new anonymous icon

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lanashiftdelrey:

seeing someone hit on your crush

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pizzavity:

trying to look cool in front of your crush like

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trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks


bunsen:

waiting for the pizza guy like

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