do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time
I was on the way home in the bus and there was a construction worker standing next to me. Ok so the bus was moving and the bus driver suddenly jammed the brake.
THE GUY GRABBED MY FACE INSTEAD OF THE POLE I AM SO MAD
Plot twist: Social and funny in real life, awkward on the internet
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
i will reblog this every time
I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.
But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”
She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”
“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”
It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.
I just started crying.
Love it 👆
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comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
I think you mean optimom prime
i had self esteem for like 3 minutes once