whimmy-bam:

WHO LET THIS BE A CHILDREN’S SHOW


luigl:

sageruto:

complete this post

im not racist but

i love to fuck eggs, all i can think about is their white exterior rubbing against my dick im not racist but egg fucking is my true passion


840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.


jerkidiot:

to infinity and beyond done with this fucking school year



fawun:

unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity



lameboob:

"so what do you see yourself doing in the future?"
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mountainside-96:

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

exactly


relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you


omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond


dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone


blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*


stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image


localnativityscene:

[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework


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